Here are some of the questions I’ve been getting lately:

“Oliver, where can I find girls?”…
“Oliver, where do I go to meet girls?”
“Oliver, where do you go to meet girls?”

This is a pretty interesting question.

It’s like asking “Where do I find water” when you’re sailing
in the ocean.

Alright… Alright, I’ll stop.

I made a promise to myself to be nice and not to make
fun of people too much this month, so I’ll stick to that.

So, what’s my answer???

DUH! Look around you…You can find girls everywhere.

And if you have the super jedi-attraction-power you can
meet them whenever you want and have them melt in you
presence.

Last time I checked, there’s women in every single city in the
world (It would be kinda freaky if the world was just filled
with a bunch of dudes)